"Singh Vs Singh" joke
WHEN the Bharatiya Janata Party came to power in the Centre after winning a mid-term poll, the Prime Minister L. K. Advani invited Dr Manmohan Singh to join the Union Cabinet as Finance Minister because he had successfully piloted and implemented the economic and fiscal policies of the BJP.
Dr Manmohan Singh accepted the offer graciously.
As soon as Banta Singh learnt about this, he rang up Dr Manmohan Singh:' O Bhai Manmohan Singha, tu te Congressi honda si, te Sanghi kadun tu ho giya?' (O, Manmohan Singh, you were a Congressman before; since when have you joined the BJP?)
Dr Manmohan Singh:' O Bhai Banta, Natey pahley main Congressi si, na hun main Sanghi nan, - main te pahle vi Finance Minister si, te hun vi Finance Minister han! (Neither was I a Congessman first nor am I a BJP man now; I was then a Finance Minister and I am now a Finance Minister.)
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