dravidian Jokes

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    Chota Miyan the Only Man

    Hot 1 year agoby
    Udayan

    Chota Miyan marries a naive young desi (country) londi (girl). On their Shaab-e-Aroosi (wedding night), he shows her his lund (penis) and tells her he's the only man to have such a thing.

    Time passes by and after a few months, they are in bed one night when she grabs his organ & remarks, "You were lying when you told me you were the only man to have one of these. I've discovered that Ravana-Lingam from the Shudra Mohalla (neighbourhood) also has one as well."

    Chota Miyan thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him."

    "Oh Mehboob (darling)," she sighs. "Why did you have to give that Dravidian Admi (man) the biggest and best one ?"

    Santa Sahib & Banta Sahib have decided to refute the "Small Punjabi Penis" stereotype on their top live "Santa Banta" TV show! To this end, they seek to showcase Punjabi women with well-endowed partners. So both men are standing outside the exit of a ladies' toilet in New Delhi Big Bazaar. Discreetly, they ask every woman coming out about her partner's size & performance. Sadly, all report puny 3-5 inchers & none are pleased.
    Finally, just before they give up, the most beautiful Punjabi lady they've seen in weeks comes out, wearing golden sandals & a skin-tight black churidaar shalwaar kameez which emphasizes her curvy buttocks, breasts & legs!
    "Behenji (sister), this is a TV survey!" explains Santa. "How large is your husband's Lann (penis) & are you satisfied?"
    "Oh yes!" she replies. "He's 12 inches long & I'm VERY happy!"
    Overjoyed, they quickly invite her & her husband to their show.
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    A Rude Dravidian Awakening

    Hot 7 years agoby
    Udayan

    A Dravidian man falls asleep in a coconut grove. After a while a gigantic Kerala King Cobra slowly crawls along his legs & into his lungi (loin-cloth). Putting its head through an opening in front, the black serpent rises & spreads its fangs. Just as it is about to strike him in the face, the sleeping Dravidian man wakes up. Puzzled, he exclaims, "My horny South Indian King Cobra, I knew you were Big, Black & Dravidian! But from where did you get those bright green eyes ?"

    Mid-Wife: Moolla Sahib, Your Bibi (wife) just had Triplets.
    Moolla Do-Pyaza (ogling Mid-Wife): No Wonder! My Zubb (penis) is as Big as a Minar!
    Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Then Your Safed Minar (White Tower) Must be Still Much Smaller than those Dravidian Char-Minars, because all Her Children are Kala (black)!
    Moolla Do-Pyaza (shocked & ashamed): Ya Allah!
    Mid-Wife: You should be happy I only compared Length. Had I compared Weight or Volume, then the Dravidian Man has a Dass-Minar (Ten-Tower) compared to you Aryan Londas (Boys)!

    Chokka-Lingam

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    Udayan

    1. Q: What do Aryan Boys call a Dravidian Man living in the North?
    A: Cho-ka-Lingam or Chokka-Lingam ("Six Penises"), six times their own penis size!
    2. Q: What do Aryan Women call a Dravidian Man living in the North?
    A: Chokka-Lingam, six times the penis size they are used to!
    3. Q: What do Dravidian Men & Women call a Dravidian Man living in the North?
    A: Chokka-Lingam, six times the penis size of the local Aryan Boys!
    4. Q: What do Dravidian Women call an Aryan Boy living in the South?
    A: Ardha-Lingam, half the penis size they are used to!

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