"Chota Miyan the Only Man" joke
Chota Miyan marries a naive young desi (country) londi (girl). On their Shaab-e-Aroosi (wedding night), he shows her his lund (penis) and tells her he's the only man to have such a thing.
Time passes by and after a few months, they are in bed one night when she grabs his organ & remarks, "You were lying when you told me you were the only man to have one of these. I've discovered that Ravana-Lingam from the Shudra Mohalla (neighbourhood) also has one as well."
Chota Miyan thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him."
"Oh Mehboob (darling)," she sighs. "Why did you have to give that Dravidian Admi (man) the biggest and best one ?"
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!
Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!