Bengali Jokes

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    Who'll get the job??

    Hot 1 day ago

    4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
    The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?"
    Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all."
    "Very good answer," said the President.
    Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president.
    "A blink," replied the Texan almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex."
    "Good answer," replied the president.
    Next was the Bengali, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the more...

    Patriotism

    Hot 2 years ago

    A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.
    They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly.
    "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali.
    "Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same.
    They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names.
    The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name. He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala more...

    4Men

    Hot 1 year ago

    4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job. The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here`s your question," said the President, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President. Next up was the Gujrati, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don`t think about a blink. It`s a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president. Next was the Bengali, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. The Bengali thought for a more...

    A VERY popular Bengali anecdote for the readers. It is known as Dr Bidhan Roy's prescription. It is not known, however, if the famous man had really prescribed it or not. It is

    as follows:
    When you are ill, you must always go to the doctor because he has to earn a living. The doctor will prescribe medicines and you must buy them, because the druggist has got to live too. But you must never take those medicines because you also have to live!

    Heaven is when you have A : -
    - Kashmiri Chahra (Face) with a
    - Brahmin Damagh (Brain) on top of a
    - Pathan Tunn (Body), with a
    - Dravidian Lund (Penis) to please a
    - Rajput Bibi (Wife) knowing how to cook
    - Bengali Food grown on a
    - Marathi Farm and you own a
    - Punjabi Mahal (House) having an
    - Oriya Abu (Father) and earn a
    - Guzarati Wazifat (Salary)!

    Hell is when you have A : -
    - Punjabi Damagh (Brain) behind a
    - Dravidian Chahra (Face), adorning a
    - Marathi Body, and all you have is a
    - Brahmin Zubb (Penis), to please a
    - Bengali Bibi (Wife) who cooks
    - Rajasthani Food from your
    - Kashmiri Farm, and all you own is a
    - Guzarati Mahal (House) with a
    - Pathan Father and you earn an
    - Oriya Wazifat more...

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