Bengal Jokes

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    1. Blady war on our boarder, Sons of Bengal bheel crush these hoarders. All join CRP and Army, Bugger Chinese must flee.
    2. Recruiting offishsars taking names, Whife say Bholanath don't be shamed, Put your name on top of the least, Phor phree clothing and phresh pheesh.
    3. To the depoh all are sent, Banerjees, Choudhurys all did went, Debs, Deys, Duttas and Das, Shaking posterior with big arse.
    4. Guptos, Ghosh, Guhas and Mondols, Looking like many dhobi bundles, Mookherjees, Chatterjees, Mazumdars and Mitters, Grinding tooths for hurt (heart) is bitter.
    5. Shum-one is shouting tarn to right, Phor medical exam and eyeshight. Doctor is telling undress phull, But I am feeling blady phool.
    6. Doctor putting tape around chest, Breathe in and out and dam the rest. Myself feeling bhery sai (shy), Doctor is pheeling near thigh.
    7. Now for khaki clothing go, I am rushing but dhuti tore. Pushing, heaving, jostling and banging, But I pheel something is more...

    What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?
    Mr. Goosh.
    What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
    Keyhollo.
    What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
    Mr. Chatterjee.
    An angry Bengali letter?
    Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
    A talkative Bengali?
    Bulbul Chatterjee
    An outlawed Bengali?
    Kanoon Banerjee
    An enlightened Bengali?
    Jyoti Basu
    A Bengali who works?
    A work of fiction
    A stupid Bengali girl?
    Balika Buddhu
    A Bengali marriage?
    Bedding
    A mad Bengali?
    In Sen
    A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
    Kalidas Guha
    A Bengali mobster?
    Robin Ganguli
    A perfumed Bengali?
    Chandan Dass
    A Bengali goldsmith?
    Shonar Bongla
    What's bigger than the state of Bengal?
    The Bay of Bengal
    What's common between Bengalis and sperms?
    Only 1 in a million works
    When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
    When he says more...

    Once upon a time in India, the Bengal tiger was on the brink of extinction, due to a vigorous hunting season. So, Prince Naranjahah ordered that no one shall kill another Bengal. Well, this led to the over abundance in zoos and animal shelters, and one day, the tigers broke loose and started attacking the citizens. The citizens then revolted and overthrew the Prince's rule.
    This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.

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