Hurt Jokes

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    Hot 1 month ago

    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: Did what hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven.
    Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
    Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
    Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together.

    Empty Stomach

    Hot 1 month ago

    Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

    Tooth Extraction

    Hot 2 weeks ago

    An attractive young lady was at the dentist for a tooth extraction.
    He gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" line before bending over her with the proper tool in his hand.
    Suddenly, he drew back in complete alarm. "Excuse me, miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "but you have hold of my testicles!"
    "Yes, I know," she said with a slight grin, "and we aren't going to hurt each other, now are we?"

    Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, "That`s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

    Aries

    The Ram. Their farts are "Built Ram Tough". They may feel like Curly-Qs coming out of their asses because their farts mimic the curves of a ram's horns. They, the farts, sometimes like to butt heads with other farts. Since people born under the sign of Aries show strong leadership and like to get things started, they are always the first ones to fart while around other people. Their farts tend to be loud since they are energetic. Do you like to hear robust farts? Too shy to be the first one to fart? Get with an Aries.

    Taurus

    The Bull. Their farts can be very stubborn, and once released, they can stink up a space with power for very long periods of time-longer than average. Their farts just don't want to go away. Their farts can even be kinda sharp and hurt their *******s when they come out, because they are big and mimic the sharp horns of the bull. Since Taurus people love sensual pleasures, they must take care not to over-indulge and more...

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