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    Who'll get the job??

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    4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
    The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?"
    Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all."
    "Very good answer," said the President.
    Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president.
    "A blink," replied the Texan almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex."
    "Good answer," replied the president.
    Next was the Bengali, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the more...

    Why Don't Women...

    Hot 5 months ago

    Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    They don't have time.

    RTP Genie

    Hot 2 years ago

    Three guys, a Tarheel, a Blue Devil and an NC State Wolfpack are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    "I will give you each one wish; that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
    The Wolfpack says, "I am studying to be a farmer; my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in the Piedmont to forever be fertile."
    With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM" the land in the Piedmont was made forever fertile.
    The Tarheel was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Chapel Hill, so that no one can come into our precious city."
    Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" there was a huge wall around Chapel Hill.
    The Blue Devil says, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
    The Blue Devil says, more...

    4Men

    Hot 1 year ago

    4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job. The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here`s your question," said the President, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President. Next up was the Gujrati, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don`t think about a blink. It`s a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president. Next was the Bengali, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. The Bengali thought for a more...

    Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
    "I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said
    the genie.
    The Canadian said, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
    With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
    Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
    Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
    George W. Bush, said, "I'm very curious, please tell me more about this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually more...

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