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    Who'll get the job??

    Hot 2 months ago

    4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
    The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?"
    Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all."
    "Very good answer," said the President.
    Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president.
    "A blink," replied the Texan almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex."
    "Good answer," replied the president.
    Next was the Bengali, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the more...

    4Men

    Hot 1 year ago

    4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job. The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here`s your question," said the President, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President. Next up was the Gujrati, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don`t think about a blink. It`s a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president. Next was the Bengali, "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. The Bengali thought for a more...

    The Ball

    Hot 1 year ago

    Once There Was A Match Between India And England. The Umpire Of The Match Was From England And So Was An English. During The
    Match Sachin Hit A Six In The Crowd. Bal Thakre Caught The Ball In The Crowd. He Refused To Return The Ball. But Agreed To
    Return It Only If The English Umpire Said A Word In Hindi Or Marathi. As He Did Not Know Any Word. He Said" Bal Thakre."He
    Returned The Ball As He Thought He Said Ball Takre Which Means Throw The Ball In Marathi.

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    Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

    Heaven is when you have A : -
    - Kashmiri Chahra (Face) with a
    - Brahmin Damagh (Brain) on top of a
    - Pathan Tunn (Body), with a
    - Dravidian Lund (Penis) to please a
    - Rajput Bibi (Wife) knowing how to cook
    - Bengali Food grown on a
    - Marathi Farm and you own a
    - Punjabi Mahal (House) having an
    - Oriya Abu (Father) and earn a
    - Guzarati Wazifat (Salary)!

    Hell is when you have A : -
    - Punjabi Damagh (Brain) behind a
    - Dravidian Chahra (Face), adorning a
    - Marathi Body, and all you have is a
    - Brahmin Zubb (Penis), to please a
    - Bengali Bibi (Wife) who cooks
    - Rajasthani Food from your
    - Kashmiri Farm, and all you own is a
    - Guzarati Mahal (House) with a
    - Pathan Father and you earn an
    - Oriya Wazifat more...

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