Tamil Jokes

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    Madras Medical Store

    Hot 6 years agoby Udayan

    Two Punjabi men, Santa Sahib & Banta Sahib, are visiting Madras. Desiring to buy condoms, they enter a medical store and approach the Tamilian shop-keeper.
    "Oye! Santa, these chootiya (stupid) Madrasis don't know any Punjabi or Hindustani!" exclaims Banta in Punjabi just before they talk to the Tamilian. "So how will we tell him what we want?"
    "Don't worry yaar! Sign language is a universal language! Just do as I do," replies Santa in Punjabi. With that, Santa pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. The South Indian shop-keeper is amused but remains silent. Banta then likewise pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. Grinning widely, the Tamil shop-keeper then pulls down his lungi and places his black penis onto the table, next to the genitals of the two Punjabi Sahibs.
    The Dravidian laughs loudly as his one-foot long ebony more...

    Brain is needed

    Hot 6 years ago

    once two men went in a train. one man is a hindi man and another man is a tamil man.the tamil had a large luggage and weight luggage.he could not lift it.so the hindi man lifted it and kept it. he told the tamil man that you always eat rice so you dont get strength.the tamil man got angry. he acted like that as he is pulling the stop chain in the train.the hindi man stood up and pulled the stop the chain. after that the train stooped.the police came the tamil man told to the police that this hindi man pulled the stop chain they areested him.the tamil man told to the hindi man because you alaways eat chappathi you dont have brain.

    Stupid White guy

    Hot 4 years ago

    There's three men,
    one singhala, one tamil, and one stupid white guy,
    looking for the famous genie in the lamp.
    Somewhere they find this lamp.
    Upon rubbing it,
    the genie comes out and grants the three men,
    three wishes--one for each.
    Since we all know white people rule the world,
    the genie first asked the stupid white guy
    for his wish.
    Whitey thought and thought and thought
    and finally said, "Let the other two go first."
    Since white people rule the world, the genie obeyed.
    Since S come before T,
    he asked the Singala guy for his wish.
    "I want one of the stupidest wars in history
    to stop," said the singhala guy.
    The Genie replied, "Wish granted."
    And so it was.
    The singhala guy was wisked back home, happy.
    Then the genie asked the tamil guy for his wish.
    "I want the war in Lankava to end,"
    the tamil guy said.
    "The other guy more...

    Adoption !

    Hot 4 years ago

    Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
    On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
    After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Tamil?"
    Santa and Jeeto said proudly, "We just adopted a Tamil baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."


    Hot 3 years ago

    3 people were on a boat travelling. A japanese, A white Canadian, and a Tamil.
    All of a sudden the boat started to sink. So the japanes man took all the gold, and silver and throw it overboard, so the tamil man said " hey why did you do that for"? The japanese man replied " we have a lot of that in our country"
    The ship started sinking so the tamil man threw out his gun. So the white man asked " hey why did you do that for" So the Tamil replied " We have a lot of that in our country".
    The ship kept sinking so the white man picked up the tamil man. Threw him over board. "hey why did you do that", said the Japanese man.

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