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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?-Diving
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time.
Q. Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.
Top Ten LEAST Popular Disneyworld Attractions
10. The Audio-Anamatronic Dan Quayle
9. The Hall of 10,000 Razors
8. Slug Rides
7. Mr. Toad's Gut-O-Rama
6. Pluto Gets Fixed
5. The Cuisinart Ride
4. Dumbo's Big Blow Out
3. The Haunted Condo
2. Drug Runners of the Carribean
and the number one LEAST popular Disneyworld attraction:
1. The Country Bear Whoop-Dee-Doo Sit-Around-And-Do-Nothing Borefest
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
10. "The Man Who Died of Old Age"
9. "How Cujo Got His Groove Back"
8. "Here's Another One I Cranked Out In An Afternoon"
7. "Vacuumstarter"
6. "The Scary Windowless Corridor Next To The Oval Office"
5. "The Guy Who Accidentally Put Expired Milk In His Coffee -
He Didn't Drink It, But What If He Did?"
4. "The Scariest Part of This Book Is My Picture On The Back Cover"
3. "Inside the Kitchen At Your Local T.G.I. Friday's"
2. "Hi I'm Your New Neighbor, Richard Simmons"
1. "Satan's Independent Prosecutor"
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. "The Man Who Died of Old Age"9. "How Cujo Got His Groove Back"8. "Here's Another One I Cranked Out In An Afternoon"7. "Vacuumstarter"6. "The Scary Windowless Corridor Next To The Oval Office"5. "The Guy Who Accidentally Put Expired Milk In His Coffee -He Didn't Drink It, But What If He Did?"4. "The Scariest Part of This Book Is My Picture On The Back Cover"3. "Inside the Kitchen At Your Local T.G.I. Friday's"2. "Hi I'm Your New Neighbor, Richard Simmons"1. "Satan's Independent Prosecutor"
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.
Microsoft has just released it's update to TimeTraveller 1. 0 (TM), the popular computer application that turns Pentium-based PCs into time machines.
The first version of TimeTraveller, Microsoft now concedes, was not without problems. Unhappy users from around the world flooded the support line with calls. "My son was trying to go back a week earlier to do his history final a second time," one unhappy father from Johannesburg reportedly complained, "and he ended smack dab in the middle of the Boer War. What key do I push do get him back?" A caller from Bristol grumbled that his wife had got stuck a few hours in the past. "Me an' the missus can't agree on tea-time anymore," he grumbled, "an' she throws out the Guardian before it even arrives. "
TimeTraveller 1. 02 addresses the glitches that plagued the first release. The legions of women who lost technogeek partners to distant eras have been promised complementary copies of Widows' more...