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Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all.

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.