"My wife says I'm too nosey" joke
My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Scotman Riddle
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.