"My wife says I'm too nosey" joke

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My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

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Back off "nice guy":I say these to my teacher so back off nice guy t's only a joke no one would try to hurt someone.
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