"My wife says I'm too nosey" joke
My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...
The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George
Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool