"My wife says I'm too nosey" joke
My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...