"Don't worry about the world ending" joke

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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger.
On his way out of the hospital, he met an old friend who didn't recognize more...

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

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Karis:This is the WORST joke I heard!!!!!!!!!
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