"Don't worry about the world ending" joke

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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently more...

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Karis:This is the WORST joke I heard!!!!!!!!!
Funny Joke? 42 vote(s). 83% are positive. 1 comment(s).