"Procrastination is like masturbation" joke

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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You know you're Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests more...

Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup.
The doctor asks more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Funny Joke? 41 vote(s). 85% are positive. 2 comment(s).