"Procrastination is like masturbation" joke

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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any more...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see more...

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Funny Joke? 41 vote(s). 85% are positive. 2 comment(s).