"Procrastination is like masturbation" joke

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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

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Funny Joke? 41 vote(s). 85% are positive. 2 comment(s).