"Procrastination is like masturbation" joke

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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher Who?
Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth
(This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Funny Joke? 41 vote(s). 85% are positive. 2 comment(s).