"Bosses are like legs" joke

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Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I love deadlines. I more...

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Sami:I love it. So true.
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mamamamam:all day i dream about sports
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