Confuse Jokes / Recent Jokes
How do you confuse a redneck
Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Q: How do you confuse a Polak (polish guy)?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner.
How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner. How do you confuse her even more? Ask her where she went. Sent by Chris
Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.