Blond Jokes

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    Smart Blond?

    Hot 4 months ago

    What do you call a smart blond?

    An Endangered species

    Blonde Dad

    Hot 3 months ago

    A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
    The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

    Blonde Friday

    Hot 1 year ago

    A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the
    elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by
    saying, "T-G-I-F"? (letters only).
    He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
    She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
    He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
    The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and
    said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
    The man smiled "S-H-I-T."
    The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
    "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
    The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

    The hare

    Hot 4 years ago

    a guy was driving and suddenly, 'THUMP',
    ....He hit a hare [and the man was a nature lover]annyway he lies down and starts crying .A bit later a blond drives by checks the guy crying so she stops and says whats wrong so the man replies its the hare its dead its dead.So the blond goes back to her car and pulls out a can and sprays the hare . suddenly the hare jumps up waves jumps waves and continues doing this then the man says what did you do? and what is that stuff? so the blond reads hair spray....restores hair adds permanent wave.

    There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane. All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash! There was only one parachute and a flashlight. The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light! Then I will follow you with the parachute." The blond looked at her sceptically and said, "Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down you're gonna turn it off!"

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