Blond Jokes

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    What do you call a smart blond?

    An Endangered species

    A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
    The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

    The hare

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    a guy was driving and suddenly, 'THUMP',
    ....He hit a hare [and the man was a nature lover]annyway he lies down and starts crying .A bit later a blond drives by checks the guy crying so she stops and says whats wrong so the man replies its the hare its dead its dead.So the blond goes back to her car and pulls out a can and sprays the hare . suddenly the hare jumps up waves jumps waves and continues doing this then the man says what did you do? and what is that stuff? so the blond reads hair spray....restores hair adds permanent wave.

    There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane. All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash! There was only one parachute and a flashlight. The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light! Then I will follow you with the parachute." The blond looked at her sceptically and said, "Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down you're gonna turn it off!"

    A blind man walked into A womens bar.He asked the bartender"do you wanna hear a blond joke?" the bar tender replied "I just wanted to let you know before you go on with your blond joke that the women beside you is a blond heavy weight champion, the blond on the other side of you is a blond boxer, and I am a blond body builder.I just wanted to make sure you knew this before you went on with your joke.Do you still want to?" the blind man got up and replied "No because I dont want to have to repeat it three times!" with that he walked out.
    A blonde was sitting in a canoe in the middle of a wheat feild. A SUV drove up next to the field and an other blonde stepped out. "Its blondes like you that give other blondes a bad name. So im gonna swim out there and tip over your canoe."
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