"Blonde Dad" joke

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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

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Starbright:omg xD
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tallla:awsome...
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RS:Ba dum tssh!
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Meduh:Blonde#1: the guy thought that someone else had gotten her pregnant too cause there was two babies...
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Blonde#1:I dont get it
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Blonde#1:I dont get it
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