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Q. How does one sanitize nipples? A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.

Once Three Friends Were Discussing The Greatness Of Their Father.
First Boy: My Dad Enters To Bathe In The Caspian Sea And Comes Out From Arabian Sea.
Second Boy: My Dad Enters To Bathe In The Atlantic Ocean And Comes Out From Pacific Ocean.
Third Boy: My Dad Enters From Our Buildings Water Tank And Comes Out From Our House Tap

WHAT A DOG THINKS
Wow, these people feed me, bathe me, pet me, shelter me - they must be gods!
WHAT A CAT THINKS
Wow, these people feed me, bathe me, pet me, shelter me - I must be a god!

One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she required to do because it was her birthday.

So when the parents gone the little girl was playing and the babysiter got weary so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I get a bathe with you?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O. K. Just don't look down."

When they were taking a bathe the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that?"

The guy said "Um, it's a ruber ducky" and the girl says "O. K."

Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep." and the young lady says "Can I go to sleep with you?" and the guy says "Um, O. K. Just don't look under the covers."

So when they're in the bed more...

I.
Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square, I recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the sliding -glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions.)II.
Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to dress to protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face-mask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket.III.
Use the element of surprise. more...