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    Questions are asked by lawyers.
    Answers are given by witnesses.
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    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th.
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
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    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you
    when he woke up that morning?
    A: He said,' Where am I, Cathy?'
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A: My name is Susan.
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    Q: Are you sexually active?
    A: No, I just lie there.
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    Q: Let me get this straight, Mrs. Clarkson. Despite the
    fact that you had hired detectives to watch your
    husband's every move, you yourself stood on that
    corner every night, in all kinds of weather,
    watching your more...

    1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.
    2. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
    3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
    4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Fourty-five years.
    5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
    6. Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 498. Q: And where is milepost 498? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
    7. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well.
    8. Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? more...

    30 things people actually said in court
    Question 1.
    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
    Question 2.
    Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.
    Question 3.
    Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?
    Question 4.
    Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: 45 years
    Question 5.
    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?"
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A My name is Susan.
    Question 6.
    Q: And where was the location of the accident?
    A: Approximatly milepost 499.
    Q: And where is milepost 499?
    A: more...

    30 things people actually said in court
    Question
    1. Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
    Question
    2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.
    Question
    3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
    A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?
    Question
    4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: 45 years
    Question
    5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A My name is Susan.
    Question
    6. Q: And where was the location of the accident?
    A: Approximatly milepost
    499. Q: And where is milepost 499?
    A: Probably between milepost more...

    30 things people actually said in court
    Question
    1. Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
    Question
    2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.
    Question
    3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
    A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?
    Question
    4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: 45 years
    Question
    5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A My name is Susan.
    Question
    6. Q: And where was the location of the accident?
    A: Approximatly milepost
    499. Q: And where is milepost 499?
    A: Probably between milepost more...

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