Milepost Jokes

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    1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.
    2. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
    3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
    4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Fourty-five years.
    5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
    6. Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 498. Q: And where is milepost 498? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
    7. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well.
    8. Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? more...

    30 things people actually said in court
    Question 1.
    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
    Question 2.
    Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.
    Question 3.
    Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?
    Question 4.
    Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: 45 years
    Question 5.
    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?"
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A My name is Susan.
    Question 6.
    Q: And where was the location of the accident?
    A: Approximatly milepost 499.
    Q: And where is milepost 499?
    A: more...

    30 things people actually said in court
    Question
    1. Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
    Question
    2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.
    Question
    3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
    A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?
    Question
    4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: 45 years
    Question
    5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A My name is Susan.
    Question
    6. Q: And where was the location of the accident?
    A: Approximatly milepost
    499. Q: And where is milepost 499?
    A: Probably between milepost more...

    30 things people actually said in court
    Question
    1. Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
    Question
    2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.
    Question
    3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
    A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?
    Question
    4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: 45 years
    Question
    5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A My name is Susan.
    Question
    6. Q: And where was the location of the accident?
    A: Approximatly milepost
    499. Q: And where is milepost 499?
    A: Probably between milepost more...

    30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.Question3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten? Question4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: 45 yearsQuestion5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A My name is Susan.Question6. Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximatly milepost499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and500.Question7. Q: Sir, What is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.Question8. Q: Did more...

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