Terrorist Jokes / Recent Jokes
Terrorists are now putting bombs in breast implants. I guess it’s not a compliment anymore when someone says your boobs are the bomb.
I'm not sure I'm using this right, but if I am, here's a whole bunch
of viola jokes.
What's the difference between a viola and a violin?
A violin burns faster.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
They both ** up bowings.
What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?
A dressmaker tucks up frills.
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and
a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over
to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house,
killed your family, and burned it down." The violist replied, "You're
kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
A violist is sitting in the front row, crying hysterically. The more...
Terrorist and a wife
Q: What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?
A: You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Thanks to your efforts to reunite the 11 missing students with their home country, three of them have been found before they were molested, killed or kidnapped by any terrorist ambitions. However, as the AP reports, “Eight students remain at large.”
An 8 year old Cub Scout was hassled by airport securitybecause he happens to have the same name as a known terrorist. The tottold the press, “Yeah, and I think my stupid sister told them that Imake underwear bombs too, like after we eat at Grandma’s.”
The American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention at the Ramada Hotel when a group of terrorists burst into the conference room. Several hundred lawyers were taken as hostages.
Unless their demands were met, the terrorist leader announced, they would release one lawyer every hour.
British authorities described the terrorist plot as, "Mass murder on an unimaginable scale," while Lebanon's Prime Minister Saniora described it as, "Not so unimaginable."