Toothbrush Jokes

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    Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine?
    A: Because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush!

    A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash.
    The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?"
    The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dragging my toothbrush on a leash."
    The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions...
    And the man said to his toothbrush: "Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!"

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    How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
    If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".

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