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    - They see me rollin', they hatin'...
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    Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

    Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

    Q: How does a German eat mussels
    A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*. .. AUFMACHEN! !!
    Q: What`s the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?
    A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
    Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
    Germans like to march in the shade.
    After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.
    Belgium`s national motto:
    Belgium: Gateway to France!
    Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
    A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
    Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany`s best comedian?
    A: Only the first one can make you smile.
    Q: Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake?
    A: The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!
    Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini?
    A: About 25000 if you`ve got a shovel
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    121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
    A: Not everybody has been in a limo.


    122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
    A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. ..

    123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
    A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.


    124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
    A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.


    125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
    A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


    126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
    A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!


    127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
    A: One's a busy ditch.


    128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
    A: A more...

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