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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts...
123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!
127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.
128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
129. Q: What's the difference between a more...

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts...123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own! 127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal? A: One's a busy ditch.128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.129. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, more...

Q: What`s the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?

A. A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

1 Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
2 What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
3 What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?
An air bag.
4 Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
5 Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
Because she got an F in sex.