"Nan rollin" joke

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- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

You know you're Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests more...

Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came more...

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Waldo:Yo hairline about as strait as a clock
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BOI:to hairline looks like its trowing up gang signs
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Mzz:you hair line looks like the clock that goes back in time
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kiley jones:bruh your hair line made a luminati
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DNice:yo dad so ugly his hairline went back just to get away from him
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