Taco Jokes / Recent Jokes
On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about people getting upset with me. ME: "Hi, I'd like one seven layer burrito please, to go."IT: "Is that it?"ME: "Yep."IT: "That'll be $1. 04, eat here?"ME: "No, it's *to* *go*." [I hate effort duplication.]At his point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny and saysIT: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them. IT: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?"MG: "No. A what?"IT: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."MG: "Ask for something else, THERE'S NO SUCH more...
There was a Colombian, a Mexican and an American on a boat. The Mexican sees the Colombian throw a coffee bean overboard as he walks by. "Why'de you throw the coffee bean over?" asks the Mexican.
"Because we have too many in our country". So the Mexican throws a Taco overboard. Seeing this the American asks "why did you throw that Taco overboard?".
The Mexican Replies "because we have too many in our country".
So the American picks the Mexican up and throws him overboard...
The Taco Bell dog has died at the age of 15.The famous chihuahua will either be sour cremated or burrito stuffed.
So the taco bell chihauhua died. I would imagine it was from eating Taco Bell.
Taco Bell officials suggest the popularity of it's "Zesty Chicken Border Bowl" can be traced to a company Food Fetish Survey which shows that not only do 93 percent of Taco Bell customers eat their meals in a bowl weekly, but 68 percent smoke out of one too.
She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.