A father and son are having a frank discussion about sex. Afterwards, the son asks, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?" The Dad replies, "You see, before sex it resembles a beautiful flower and after sex, well... have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?
A. You get Bullshit.
The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A female collie then walks in. The collie says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creativly, can have me. So the bulldog goes ''I love liver and cheese'' The collie says ''Not good enough'' The doberman says ''I hate liver and cheese'' The collie goes, ''Not creative enough'' Then the chihuahua dog says, ''Liver alone, cheese mine.''
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? A: Bullshit
Q: What do you get when you cross a bulldog with a Shi-Tzu.
A: A brand new breed of dog that is alert and obedient.