Sentence Jokes

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    FOB Kid

    Hot 3 months ago

    The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. So she asks him to please step up to the front of the class and recite his sentence. So the Samoan boy went up to the front of the class and said, "The phone went green green green. I pink up the phone and say yellow"!

    IN America's dozen Ivy League Universities, on top of the list come Yale and Harvard or perhaps Harvard followed by Yale. By and large America does not have an upper class accent distinct from that of commoners as is heard in England. The only exception is Harvard which has imbibed some of Boston's
    Brahmanical air of superiority by its distinct upper class speech.

    This one is told of a freshman who asked a senior student: "Can you tell me where the library is at?"

    The senior snubbed him, "At Harvard, we never end a sentence with a preposition."

    The freshman had a second go: "Can you tell me where the library is at, you asshole?"

    Tounge twister

    Hot 3 months ago

    Dr suess tonuge twister.
    See if you can do this read each
    sentence out loud!
    This is this cat
    This is is cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is a cat
    This is dumbass cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat.
    Now read only the the third line of each
    sentence!
    This is how to keep a dumbass
    busy for forty seconds.

    Use the Word...

    Hot 1 month ago

    Teacher: Jimmy, use the word "handsome" in a sentence.
    Jimmy: Handsome gum over will ya?
    Teacher: No, no, that's not right. You have one more chance. Use the word "gladiator" in a sentence.
    Jimmy: A monster ate my sister and I'm gladiator.

    Cork radio competition

    Hot 1 year ago

    A radio station is holding a competition for a trip to hawai. Somebody rings up, tells them a word that isn't in the dictionary and then puts it in a sentence. This is how it went
    First caller: Hi my name Adam and my word is G-o-a-n pronounced "
    Go an"
    .
    Presenter: Okay thats not in the dictionary now whats your sentence.
    Adam:Okay, Goan Fuck yourself
    he was cut off
    There no others winners until
    Brain: Hi my names Brian and my word is
    S-m-e-e pronounced "
    Sme"
    .
    Presenter: Ok whats your sentence
    Brain: Well its,
    Smee again Goan Fuck yourself
    The competition ended there

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