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    Puppy Love

    Hot 2 years ago

    The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A female collie then walks in. The collie says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creativly, can have me. So the bulldog goes ''I love liver and cheese'' The collie says ''Not good enough'' The doberman says ''I hate liver and cheese'' The collie goes, ''Not creative enough'' Then the chihuahua dog says, ''Liver alone, cheese mine.''

    Dogs and Light Bulbs

    Hot 2 months ago

    Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
    Rottweiler: Make me!
    Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
    Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
    Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a more...

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
    Rottweiler: Make me!
    Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
    Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
    Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
    Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
    Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That more...

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark... Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch. Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there! Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Basset Hound: more...

    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
    1. Golden Retriever:
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
    and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
    2. Border Collie:
    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
    3. Dachshund:
    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
    4. Rottweiler:
    Make me.
    5. Boxer:
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
    6. Lab:
    Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
    Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
    7. German Shepherd:
    I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
    sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see
    that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
    8. Jack Russell Terrier:
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
    9. Old more...

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