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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    Border Collie: Just one. Then I`ll replace any wiring that`s not up to code.
    Rottweiler: Make me!
    Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
    Dachshund: You know I can`t reach that stupid lamp!
    Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he`s busy.
    Jack Russell Terrier: I`ll just pop it in while I`m bouncing off the walls.
    Greyhound: It isn`t moving. Who cares?
    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I`m not afraid of the dark...
    Doberman: While it`s out, I`ll just take a nap on the couch.
    Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
    Australian Shepherd: First, I`ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
    Old English Sheep dog: more...

    Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy

    Star Wars
    10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
    9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
    7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
    6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    4. "Sorry about the mess...."
    3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
    2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid"

    The Empire Strikes Back
    10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
    9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    8. "There's an awfull lot of moisture in more...

    Why do women fart after they pee?
    They can't shake it, so they blow it dry!!
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    Heh.

    Dick and Sandra were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. Sandra said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."

    "Uh huh," said Dick.

    "Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Sandra.

    "Uh huh," said Dick.

    "And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked
    Sandra.

    "That's right," said Richard, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry,' It's too big, it's too big!'"

    HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

    Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

    Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    Hound Dog: more...

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