Chow Jokes

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    Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."
    The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today.
    When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
    Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

    One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"
    Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?"
    Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"

    The following breeds are now recognized by both the American and the Canadian Kennel Clubs:
    Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso. A dog that folds up for easy transport.
    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. A traditional Christmas pet.
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso. An abstract dog.
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever. The choice of research scientists.
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound. A dog suitable for financial advisors.
    Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow. A dog that throws up quite often.
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. A dog as fresh and clean as a whistle.
    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador. A dog that barks incessantly.
    Collie + Malamute = Commute. A dog that commutes to work.
    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true to the end.
    Bull Terrier + ShihTzu = Ummm, oh... never mind!

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    One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"

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