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    For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of the United States,
    Crossbeed Dogs:
    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
    Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
    Deerhound + more...

    Jerry Springer has convinced Bill Clinton to appear on his show in order to finally settle the many sex scandals that are rocking his Presidency. Said Springer, "I am pleased that the President is open-minded enough to beleive that my show is the right venue for airing out the problems that he is facing." When asked if he had difficulty getting the President to agree to be on his show, Springer answered, "No way. The President seems eager to appear on the show. He's from Arkansas, so what did you expect?"
    The upcoming show will air in mid-September. Other people who will also be appearing on the show with him are Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and Jennifer Flowers. Springer promises that the show will follow the same format of all his others and will be "no holds barred". The title of the show will be "Honey, You Ain't Gonna Believe This, But I'm A Male Slut."

    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
    Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
    Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere.
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
    Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

    The following breeds are now recognized by both the American and the Canadian Kennel Clubs:
    Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso. A dog that folds up for easy transport.
    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. A traditional Christmas pet.
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso. An abstract dog.
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever. The choice of research scientists.
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound. A dog suitable for financial advisors.
    Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow. A dog that throws up quite often.
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. A dog as fresh and clean as a whistle.
    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador. A dog that barks incessantly.
    Collie + Malamute = Commute. A dog that commutes to work.
    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true to the end.
    Bull Terrier + ShihTzu = Ummm, oh... never mind!

    The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:Collie + Lhasa Apso-Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transportingSpitz + Chow Chow-Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alotPointer + Setter-Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + Dachshund-Pyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa Apso-Peekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel-Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever-Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientistsNewfoundland + Basset Hound-Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisorsTerrier + Bulldog-Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakesBloodhound + Labrador-Blabador, a dog that barks incessantlyMalamute + Pointer-Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anywayCollie + Malamute-Commute, a dog that travels to workDeerhound + Terrier-Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

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