Malamute Jokes

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    For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of the United States,
    Crossbeed Dogs:
    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
    Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
    Deerhound + more...

    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
    Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
    Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere.
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
    Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

    The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

    Collie + Lhasa Apso
    Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

    Spitz + Chow Chow
    Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

    Pointer + Setter
    Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
    Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
    Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
    Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
    Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound
    Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog
    Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador
    Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

    Malamute + Pointer
    Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter more...

    Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport
    Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot
    Pointer + Setter Poinsettera: traditional Christmas pet
    Malamute + Pointer Moot Point: owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs: a puzzling breed
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso: an abstract dog
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer: a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors
    Terrier + Bulldog Terribull: a dog that makes awful mistakes
    Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly
    Collie + Malamute Commute: a dog that travels to work
    Deerhound + Terrier Derriere: a dog that's true to the end
    Bull Terrier + Shitzu Bull:. .. Oh, never mind

    They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer.
    The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
    They crossed a Collie and a Malamute.
    The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

    They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier.
    The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

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