Apso Jokes

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    The following breeds are now recognized by both the American and the Canadian Kennel Clubs:
    Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso. A dog that folds up for easy transport.
    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. A traditional Christmas pet.
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso. An abstract dog.
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever. The choice of research scientists.
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound. A dog suitable for financial advisors.
    Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow. A dog that throws up quite often.
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. A dog as fresh and clean as a whistle.
    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador. A dog that barks incessantly.
    Collie + Malamute = Commute. A dog that commutes to work.
    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true to the end.
    Bull Terrier + ShihTzu = Ummm, oh... never mind!

    The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

    Collie + Lhasa Apso
    Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

    Spitz + Chow Chow
    Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

    Pointer + Setter
    Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
    Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
    Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
    Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
    Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound
    Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog
    Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador
    Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

    Malamute + Pointer
    Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter more...

    Cavalier Cocker Spaniard
    King James Spaniel
    Westminster Terrier
    Rhode Island Ridgeback
    Palmeranian
    Copper Spaniel
    Cocker Spaniard
    Black Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow)
    Dorky Terrier
    Lopso Apso
    El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)
    Highland Heeler
    Alaskan Malibu
    Belgian Manawa
    Belgium Malenoise
    Basket Hound Bagel
    Welch Corgi
    Wild Haired Terrier
    Carrion Terrier
    Wineamimer
    Rockwelders (of course we know that should be Rockwilder)
    Rottenwiler
    Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
    Great Pyramid
    Miniature Datsun
    Irish Settler
    Jack Daniels Terrier
    German Police Man
    Chesapeake A Retriever
    Borderline Collie
    Chevy King Charles (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)
    Goverment Pinscher

    Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport
    Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot
    Pointer + Setter Poinsettera: traditional Christmas pet
    Malamute + Pointer Moot Point: owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs: a puzzling breed
    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso: an abstract dog
    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer: a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists
    Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors
    Terrier + Bulldog Terribull: a dog that makes awful mistakes
    Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly
    Collie + Malamute Commute: a dog that travels to work
    Deerhound + Terrier Derriere: a dog that's true to the end
    Bull Terrier + Shitzu Bull:. .. Oh, never mind

    They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.
    The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

    They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow.
    The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

    They crossed a Pointer and a Setter.
    The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

    They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund.
    The new breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

    They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso.
    The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

    They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

    They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever.
    The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

    They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound.
    The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
    They crossed more...

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