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    A love story

    Hot 2 years ago

    John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She now lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard more...

    Ah Beng's Job Interview

    Hot 2 years ago

    Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
    Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
    "The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
    Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Sorry, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
    Ah Beng got the job.

    Don't hold your breath

    Hot 2 years agoby Anonym

    Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
    A: Pink Fuzz
    Q: What is blue and fuzzy
    A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath

    Camel

    Hot 6 years ago

    There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion,
    and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has
    made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says,
    "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building
    over there. What's that used for?"
    The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women
    around.Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use
    the camel." "Enough!" says the commander in disgust.
    Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a
    woman. He goes to the captain and says,
    "Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing
    around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?"
    The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the
    camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock."
    The commander says, "Put me down more...

    Amazing Facts

    Hot 6 years ago

    * The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone.

    * Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before battle to spare themselves the sight of the carnage they invariably wrought.

    * The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11, 284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries.

    * Rubbing Tabasco on one's upper lip before bedtime is an effective temporary cure for sleep apnea.

    * British pop singer Baby Spice is the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandniece of Archduke William Pinkley-Hogue of Standishfordshire, making her 103rd in line for the throne of England.

    * Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.

    * When in heat, female hippopotami secrete an oil with a flavor similar to strawberries. Kalahari bushmen use the oil to make flat-bread more...

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