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    A love story

    Hot 8 months ago

    John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She now lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard more...

    Ah Beng's Job Interview

    Hot 7 months ago

    Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
    Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
    "The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
    Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Sorry, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
    Ah Beng got the job.

    Don't hold your breath

    Hot 7 months agoby Anonym

    Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
    A: Pink Fuzz
    Q: What is blue and fuzzy
    A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath

    Camel

    Hot 4 years ago

    There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion,
    and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has
    made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says,
    "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building
    over there. What's that used for?"
    The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women
    around.Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use
    the camel." "Enough!" says the commander in disgust.
    Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a
    woman. He goes to the captain and says,
    "Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing
    around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?"
    The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the
    camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock."
    The commander says, "Put me down more...

    Blue Collar Guy

    Hot 6 years ago

    On coming home from a late night at the office, the partner at a presigious law firm discovered that his basement was flooded. He summoned a plumber. The plumber arrived soon afterward, with a spare set of overalls and a cap that said "Blue Collar Guy".
    The lawyer, still dressed in his an expensive suit, silk tie, and gleaming wingtips, chuckled. "I like your hat," he said. "But you're the first plumber I've met who brought a change of clothes to a job." The plumber smiled.
    The plumber went down into the basement, and the lawyer heard him working downstairs. Before too long, the plumber came back upstairs. "I'm almost done down there. I'm going to write up your bill, then I'm going to go out to my truck for a tool I need to finish up."
    The plumber added, "The overalls and hat you asked me about, they're not for me. I'm looking for a new assistant, and I was hoping you might know somebody who wanted the job." The lawyer more...

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