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    Good girls and bad

    Hot 1 year ago

    Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

    Good girls wax their floors
    Bad girls wax their bikini line

    Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
    Bad girls know they could do it better

    Good girls wear white cotton panties
    Bad girls don't wear any

    Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
    Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

    Good girls pack their toothbrush
    Bad girls pack their diaphragms

    Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
    Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

    Good girls wear high heels to work
    Bad girls wear high heels to bed

    Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
    Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

    Good girls prefer the missionary position
    Bad girls do too, but only for more...

    Lottery

    Hot 1 year ago

    A man comes home to his wife and says

    "Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"

    And she goes " What should I Pack?

    He goes " I Don't care, just pack and get out!"

    There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even know she drank!"

    "That's nothing" said the Scotsman "I found a pack of cigs in my daughters room, I didn't even know she smoked!"

    "That's nothing" said the Irishman "I found a pack of condoms in my daughter's room, I didn't even know she had a dick!"

    50 Facts About Women

    Hot 1 year ago

    1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
    2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
    3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
    4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
    5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
    6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
    7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
    8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the more...

    Fishy story

    Hot 3 years ago

    Thursday night her husband comes home and says that he has been invited on a fishing trip this weekend with his boss and it would get him the bounse that he had been waiting for.
    So if she would pack his bag and put out his tackle box in the morning he would pick it up and would se be sure to pack his new blue silk pajama's.
    the wife thinking that it was alittle fishy she did as he said.
    when her husband came home he said they had caught a lot of fish. But then asked why she had not packed his new blue silk pajama's?
    I did the wife said they were in your tackel box!

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