Pajamas Jokes

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    Private Part Died

    Hot 4 years ago

    An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences".
    The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
    "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas".
    "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died".
    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
    "Well," he more...

    Gone fishing

    Hot 4 years ago

    Gone fishing
    A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
    He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off.
    A week later he returns.
    His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
    He says: " Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
    His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"

    Marriage Advice

    Hot 7 years ago

    Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The more...

    A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
    We'll be gone for a week."
    "This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and
    tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
    The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
    The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
    The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
    He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

    A man calls home to his wife and says,"Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike.But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to? The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."

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