"Don't hold your breath" joke

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Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink Fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath

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Anonym:Ahaha awesome :D
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