"Don't hold your breath" joke

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Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink Fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Anonym:Ahaha awesome :D
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