Taco Bell Jokes
New Jersey has asked all its Taco Bells to throw out their food. "And that was before the e. coli thing," said an official. "Now we mean it."
Taco Bell Corp. has announced it will eliminate green onions from all of its restaurants, claiming they MUST be the source of the E. coli outbreak because "all employees wash their hands before returning to work."
"All stores have now been reopened," said a NJ Department of Health spokesperson. "Turns out it isn't food after all."
Although it debuted as the nation's top movie, Mel Gibson's Apocalypto was criticized in some quarters for scenes of overly-graphic violence and carnage.
Marketing executives were quick to respond, saying this scene does not reflect the experience of the average Taco Bell customer.
The Kremlin denies any involvement with a Russian spy being poisoned by radiation. "If we wanted him to die a slow painful death we would have taken him to Taco Bell."