Snake Jokes / Recent Jokes
... and the first snake bumped his head on a rock.
"Are we poisonous?" he asked the other snake.
"I don't know, why?" replied the second snake.
"Because I bit my lip."
Then there was the snake who got horny while she was out with her date. She stopped and he crawled on.
Have you heard about the slippery eel? Didnt think so, you wouldnt be able to grasp it! sna
This little girl had a nightmare she goes into her moms room and says mommy can i take a shower with you and her mom said sure but dont look down but she looked down and said mommy what is that that is my bush.
the next night she took a shower with her dad and here dad said do not look down so she looked down and said daddy what is that that is my snake.
so the next night she open the door and asked mommy can i sleep with you sure dont look under the covers she did and she said daddy your snake is in mommy bush.
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are more...
One fine morning, Billy and Buddy Snake were hissing around the front of their pit when their mother came outside. "Why don't you boys slither on over to Mrs. Pot's pit and hiss there for awhile?" she told them. So off they went.
They weren't at Mrs. Pot's pit five minutes before Mrs. Pot came out and scolded the two young snakes. "Oh no you don't," she said angrily. "You boys go back to your own pit and hiss there." So Billy and Buddy slithered back home.
Once back, their mother reappeared. "I thought I told you boys to go to Mrs. Pot's pit and hiss over there?" she said. "We did," said Buddy, "but she told us we had to come back here and hiss in our own pit."
"Well, the nerve of that woman," replied their mother. "Why I can remember when Mrs. Pot didn't even have a pit to hiss in."
with thanks to Frederic