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    Go Forth and Multiply

    Hot 6 years ago

    After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the
    animals to leave, he told the animals "To go forth and multiply."All the animals left except two snakes who lay quietly in the corner of the
    ark."Why can't you go forth and multiply?" demanded Noah."We can't," answered the snakes. "We're adders."

    Question and answer Joke

    Hot 4 years ago

    Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? A: Because of the abundance of more...

    The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?""A mongoose.""What for?""Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection." "But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes." "That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."

    2 snakes walk into a bar, 1 snake says to the other ''why do humans measure us in inches?'' the other snake replies, ''cause we don't have any feet!!''

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