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    Blind Snake

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    "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see you there."
    "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "It was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
    "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "Since I'm blind, I've never seen myself. Perhaps you could examine me and then we'll both know?"So the snake felt the bunny all over and said, "Well, you're soft and cuddly; you have long silky ears, a fluffy little tail and a twitchy little nose... you must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" [The little blind bunny was so pleased at this that he danced with joy.] The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. What kind of animal are you, sir?"
    The snake said he didn't know, for the same reason. The bunny agreed to examine him, and when he finished the snake asked, more...

    (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
    Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
    Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
    Foul play has not been ruled out.

    A bear walks up to a little white bunny and asks him "do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?", the little bunny replies "no not really". So the bear took the bunny and wiped his ass with it.

    A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone.
    The pair agreed.
    The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish.
    The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet.
    The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" The genie granted the wish.
    The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it.
    The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!" Then he asked for his last wish. "I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the more...

    A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!" Then he asked for his last wish. "I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just more...

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