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Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery

Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.

AP December 12, 1999 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12: 42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.

Did you hear? The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.

The world was shocked and saddened this morning, to learn of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, 'Pinkie', as he was known to his closest friends and relatives, was 6 years old and alone at the time of his death.
An autopsy was performed earlier today and Chief Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. It appears that someone had put Pinkie's batteries in backwards, causing him to keep coming, and coming, and coming...