Kings Jokes / Recent Jokes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!

Little boy blew
Hey! He needed the money!

humpty dumpty fucked a hore humpty dumpty fell off a wall all the kings horses and all the kings men bent the bitch over and fucked her agian

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!
Little boy blew
Hey! He needed the money!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg! Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

Jerry Bruckheimer is interested in buying the Sacramento Kings. Luckily his experience directing Pearl Harbor has prepared him well for epic disasters.