"Rude Nusery Rhymes!" joke

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!

Little boy blew
Hey! He needed the money!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

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