Sacramento Kings Jokes

Jerry Bruckheimer is interested in buying the Sacramento Kings. Luckily his experience directing Pearl Harbor has prepared him well for epic disasters.

Desmond Mason has received a one-year deal with the Sacramento Kings. Although we're sure it will feel like five.

A U.S. sheriff opened an investigation Wednesday into the death of a 28-year-old woman who died after taking part in a California radio contest in which contestants had to drink as much water as possible.
Sacramento station KDND-FM has fired 10 staff members over Friday's competition, called "Hold your wee for a Wii," in which about 20 people tried to out-drink each other without going to the toilet to win a Nintendo Wii games console. The station has announced cancellations of their upcoming "Lock yourself in a box for an Xbox", "Overdose on PCP for a PSP" and "Get Kicked in the Balls for an Etch-a-Sketch" competitions.

The Sacramento Kings will hold $1 Beer Night on December 16. Clearly, they're trying to lure Ron Artest back.