Humpty Jokes

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    Humpty Dumpty Fucked a Fat Hore
    Humpty Dumpty Fell On The Floor
    All The Kings Horses And all The Kings Men
    Bent The Bitch Over And Fuked Her Again

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!
    Little boy blew
    Hey! He needed the money!

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!

    Little boy blew
    Hey! He needed the money!

    1 JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.
    2 MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.
    3 HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings' horses,
    And all the kings' men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.
    4 HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.
    5 There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good, she was very, very good.
    But when she was bad...
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car!!

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