Humpty Jokes

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    Humpty Dumpty Fucked a Fat Hore
    Humpty Dumpty Fell On The Floor
    All The Kings Horses And all The Kings Men
    Bent The Bitch Over And Fuked Her Again

    humpty dumpty fucked a hore humpty dumpty fell off a wall all the kings horses and all the kings men bent the bitch over and fucked her agian

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!
    Little boy blew
    Hey! He needed the money!

    PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
    MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money you father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?'"
    HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on the wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
    COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered Christopher, you could have written!"
    BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: "Babe, How many times have I told you-quit playing baseball in the house! that's the third window you've broken this week!"
    MICHAELANGELO'S MOTHER: " Mike, can't you paint on walls lie other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
    NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right Napoleon. If you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove more...

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!

    Little boy blew
    Hey! He needed the money!

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