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    BETHLEHEM -- It was rumored today that an unmarried couple from
    Nazareth stopped in a manger owned by Alfredo Pinchi, a notorious
    local slumlord, and a baby was born.

    "There was no running water, and the place was filled with straw,"
    commented local public health authorities. "We even found a
    donkey inside!"

    "The mother gave birth under extremely questionable circumstances,"
    offered Pontius Pilate, Judean candidate for District Attorney.
    "She claims to have been a virgin."

    Unconfirmed reports indicate that Roman authorities are
    investigating the baby on charges of sedition and treason. "There
    are a bunch of people running around alleging that the baby is the
    son of God," explained Pilate, "and that he will have some radical
    ideas about religion in the future."

    Three Kings from the Orient were caught on the outskirts of
    Bethlehem more...

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    Hey! He needed the money!

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