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    BETHLEHEM -- It was rumored today that an unmarried couple from
    Nazareth stopped in a manger owned by Alfredo Pinchi, a notorious
    local slumlord, and a baby was born.

    "There was no running water, and the place was filled with straw,"
    commented local public health authorities. "We even found a
    donkey inside!"

    "The mother gave birth under extremely questionable circumstances,"
    offered Pontius Pilate, Judean candidate for District Attorney.
    "She claims to have been a virgin."

    Unconfirmed reports indicate that Roman authorities are
    investigating the baby on charges of sedition and treason. "There
    are a bunch of people running around alleging that the baby is the
    son of God," explained Pilate, "and that he will have some radical
    ideas about religion in the future."

    Three Kings from the Orient were caught on the outskirts of
    Bethlehem more...

    Humpty dumpty

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    humpty dumpty fucked a hore humpty dumpty fell off a wall all the kings horses and all the kings men bent the bitch over and fucked her agian

    Rude Nusery Rhymes!

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Said fuck him! - he's only an egg!
    Little boy blew
    Hey! He needed the money!

    Rude Nusery Rhymes!

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg! Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

    King Arthur

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    Okay, so. King Arthur is in a heated battle with another king. Now, Arthur has all of his best men in battle, but unfortunatly, he loses. Because kings don't really kill other kings, the king agrees to let Arthur go, if he answers one question. The king asks Arther to find out what a woman wants most. The question must be answered in 1 year's time. Arthur has no idea where to look, so he sends a few of his best soldiers to search for someone who knows what women want. 2 months later, Arthur hears word of a witch who lives up in the northern-most mountains who knows what all women want. Arthur sent his best man, Sir Lancelot Du Lac to find the witch. Sir Lancelot travels for many moons, until one day, he finally finds the witch. He walks into the cave and sees only a bear. He says, "Kind bear, will you please tell me where the witch is?"
    The bear replies, "What business do you have here?"
    "I need to find out what women want the more...

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