Junior Jokes

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    The Absence

    Hot 2 years ago

    Mom: Why did you get a grade so low?
    Junior: Because of absence.
    Mom: Who, You?
    Junior: No, the kid who sits right next to me.

    Secret Policeman's Ball

    Hot 5 years ago

    From London Times via Car and Driver:
    Comrade Gorbachev is being driven from his dacha to Moscow and
    is in a hurry. He is getting irritated with the slowness of his
    driver. "Can't you go any faster?" he says angrily. "I have to
    obey the speed limits," says the driver.
    Finally Gorbachev
    orders the driver into the back and takes the wheel. Sure
    enough a patrol car soon pulls them over. The senior officer
    orders the junior to go write up the ticket. But the junior
    officer comes back and says he can't give them a ticket, the
    person in the car is too important.
    "Well, who is it?" the senior officer asks.
    "I didn't recognize him," says the junior
    officer, "but Comrade Gorbachev is his chauffeur."
    Raj Wall
    Texas Instruments

    "Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments."
    - David Letterman

    George Bush senior and junior were dragging the deer they had just shot back to their truck. Another hunter approached, pulling his along, too.
    "Sirs, I don't want to tell you how to do something," he said, "but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer the other way, then the antlers won't drag on the ground."
    After the other hunter left, they decided to try it. A little while later, George junior said to George senior, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
    "Yeah," said George senior, "but we're getting farther from the truck."

    Grandma took her grandson Junior to a seance. The medium was supposed to be quite an expert at communicating with the spirits of the recently departed. Soon the medium had everyone quietly, nervously, breathlessly awaiting contact with the spirit world - except Junior.
    "I wanna talk to my grandpa!" he demanded.
    The medium and Grandma tried to get him to be quiet, but he insisted. "I wanna talk to my grandpa!"
    Finally, the medium snapped "All right, kid, look over there! There's your grandpa!" and with a wave of her hand, a ghostly-looking figure appeared.
    "Hi, Gramps!" called Junior. "What are you doing here? You ain't dead."

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